zardari-420: September 2010

Zardari Ka Halaf-Nama

Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy

Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy

Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga

Mulk Ko Nuqsaan Pohnchaonga

Zardari mera Naam Hy

Gaddari Mera Naam Hy ...

Thank You Saira 0915 Lolz excellent comedy poetry i enjoyed reading every line.

and THANK YOU AGAIN AGAR YEH SIRF MERAY LIAY THAY ,

Taimurr77 Sirif tumharay liye.

Mat ro Zardari abhi jan baqi hai
Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai
Bibi qatal hui tere hathon to kiya
Tere liye to Sherry Rehman baqi hai
Quaid-e-Azam was Quaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah was Madar-e-Millat
Liaquat Ali Khan was Shaheed-e-Millat
Benazir Bhutto was Dukhtar-e-Millat
Yousuf Raza Gillani is aatay ki qillat
AurAsif Ali Zardari . . . . .
Zillat hi Zillat

zardari celebrating his victory

bachnaaaaa ay gharebo.....lo main aa gaya....khoon ka payasa...amn ka dushman.....apni ada hai bibi se juda!..hey ho!!!

herei s another one...my favourite

ek zaradri mota taza tha jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha...Ding Dong

zardari ne beth k socha ye bibi ko dain gay dhoka ye.....Bibi ko marain gay goli aur khayain gay mulk ko....Ding Dong.....

per army bari sayani thi aur sharfu ki shamat aani thi, army beech se nikal gayi aur sharfu ki kursi nigal gayi....phir zardari bun gaya naya DON.... DingDong DingDong

(both these are fwd msgz...n u ppl wont enjoy them if u havnt heard the original song/ad)

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

This is a good one . I think its all about the 1 zardari who has become the president now .

Tarzan janwaron ko un ki zaat bata raha tha.

Shair: Shah

Tiger: Gujjar

Cheeta: Bhatti

Haathi: Butt

Zebra: Mochi

Kutta: Zardari.

Kutta tap ke bola: Tera baap zardari..

Yun Shereen Rehman se dosti achi nahi Zardari!

Bacha tera jawan hai kuch to khayal kar.

Arz kya hai...

BOMB dhamakon se is qadar ghabra chukay hain Zardari.

K Uchhal partay hain khud apna he PAAD sun kar.

Asif Ali Zardari SMS
Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

Announcement In Zardari's Chartd Plane...

Mr. President , We Are
About To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In An
Upright Position.
Thank u..

PPP Walay:
Tum kitnay bhutto maro gay har ghar se bhutto niklay ga...

MQM Walay:
Hum har ghar main saathi bantain gay phir kaisa bhutto niklay ga?

Hum Sub Umeed se Hainâ€ on GEO T.V.
Programme dekhne k baad â€œZardariâ€ ne apne Duplicate se poocha,
â€œYar Tum Bilkul Mere Jaise Ho,
Kya Teri Maa Hamare ghar â€œNAUKRANIâ€ Thi?â€
Duplcate bola:
Nahi Sir G,
Mera Baap Apke Ghar â€œDriverâ€ Tha..!

Thief to a Man: Apny paise nikalo.
Man: Do u know who am I?

I am Asif Ali Zardari, President of Pakistan.

Thief: Acha to phir hamaray paise nikalo.

Zardari ke tamam doray kamiyaab hue hein,

Ayein us ke aik aur doray ki kamiyaabi ki Dua karein,

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Aye ALLAH!

Zardari ko Aik kamiyab Dil ka dora ata farma.

Ameen..

Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,kutte hain, Sowar hai.

Tumhare pass kia hai?

Pakistani:Tum humara muqabla kabhi nahi kar sakte.

Humare pass ZARDARi hai.

Aakhir 1 din kisi k hath kuch nahi
aayega,

Har koi khali hath jaye ga,

Sab yahin reh jaye ga,

Q k Us din Qayamat nahi Zardari
Pakistan bech k nikal jaye ga.

Full Corruption ki bari hai

Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab lutna mal sarkari hai

Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai

Kyun k izat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai

Ab tabah qismat hamari hai

Kynu k ab Nawaz Sharif ka bhai

Asif Ali Zardari hai

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

&

Said !

"Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega "

Zardari said!

Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai

What is
Asif Zardari's favourite sweet?

Lab-e-Shireen Rehman

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?

American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.

Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.

Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.

Miyan biwi ko milwa dena bohat sawaab ka kaam hai.

Aap se guzarish hai k dua karen k Allah tala

Asif Ali Zardari ko jald az jald Benazir se milwa den.

Shukriya

1 Pistol 2 Gun ZARDARI tri MAA ko Lu*d

Bijli 8 bajy bund Bijli 10 bajy bund

ZARDARI tri Behn ko Lu*d

Jisny ye msg forward Nhi kya

Uski Ga*d me ZARDARI ka Lu*d

Ab me karoonga mara mari

Mere naam hai zardari

Main ne pehle apni B.V mari

Ab hai poori qoum ki bari

Dil khol k loton ga

Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari

Aaj kal logon k kandhon pe baithay sakht pareshan hai

kyon k,

Koi bhi amal likhte waqt woh ek doosray se pochta hain,

Nawan time likhon ka purana?

Just Imagine ...

Sara Palin Divorce Hr
Current Hubby & Get
Marriage Wid Zardari ...
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of USA
Thn
Zardari Kilss Palin &
Chnge The Will &
Which Says:
"Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of USA
After My Death"
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin 's Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours ;->

Geo Zardari ...

Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya .

He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..

Driver Went And When He Cam BAck , He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .

Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..

Driver Said : " Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,

Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..

Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur

Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya

Dil chahta hai,

Chori Karon,

Jhoot bolon.

Sharab piyon,

Rishwat khaon,

Qatal karon,

Or

Jail Jaon.

Shayad isi tarah kabhi main President of Pakistan ban jaon.

*Dhamaka Sale*
Buy Pakistan get Kashmir Free!
50% Discount for USA, Saudia and UK.
Plz contact Asif Ali Zardari.
Commission 10%

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.

Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
"Kyon Maar Diya?"
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.

Teacher Sends Complaint Note To
The Mother At Home Saying :

"Mrs Sultan Your Son Calls Himself Pervaiz Musharraf"

Mom Replies:

"Dear Teacher ,
Firstly My name Is MISS & Not Mrs Sultan,

Secondly If U Had
A Little Illegitimate Bastard ,

What Else Would U Call Him ...

In B.Com there used to be a book named "Economic Problems of Pakistan" and now the new name is"Economics of Pakistan" Waah kya taraqqi hai

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO MUSHARRAF

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO MUSHARRAF

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Musharaf Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Ek Chotta Sa Afsaana

Zindagi Me Pheli Bar 31 May Ko Main Ne Apni Pyari Si

Girlfriend K Sath Date Pe Janay Ka Socha,Zehar Khanay Ki Dhamki Pe Ussay Razi Kya 0r Theek 12:00

Baje Ka Time Diya But Meri Bad-Qismati Dekho Poray Pakistan Me

31 May Ko 12:00 He Nhi Baje Aaah!

Jeeney Do

Musharaf

yeh kaisee hai hawa

yeh kaisee hai hawa chali k manzil lagti door hai,
kapdey, makaan kee baat naa poochoo roti b ab to door hai,

"kaun kheil raha hai kheil sarey" kaun yahan bai noor hai,
Lao inqlab Pakistanio k yahan yehi behtar dastoor hai

Tum Mre 7
Me Tere 7
Asman B 7
Samndar B 7
To Hmesha Rha Mere 7
Jena B 7
Marna B 7
Hansna B 7
Rona B 7
Q K Aaj Date B 7
Month B 7
Bomb Blast Bhi 7 :(

Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Musharaf Ka Atta Hay...
.

Genay Do Musharf

2 Ghante Attey Ki Line Mei Khare Rehte Hoe Ik Admi Ghuse Ma Chilaya

'Mei Musharaf Ko Goli Marne Ja Raha Hu.

Kuch Der Baad Wo Wapis Attey Ki Line Mei Khara Ho Gya

Kisi Ne Pucha,

'Kyu Maar Dia'

Mayusi SE Jawab Dia, 'Waha Pe ßhi Line Lagi Hai..'

Jeenay Do Musharaf

A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
.
.
Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->

Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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.
.

Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...

Kehty hai agar kisi mulk ki awam

Imaandar Ho,
Zaheen Ho.

To..

Us mulk ka sadar or Vazeer-e-aazam bhi wesa hota hai,

Agar awam be-waqoof ho to,

Hukomat Us Awam ki bewakoofi se faida uthati hai,

Kya Hum Be-Waqoof Hai?

ye watan pe apni jan kia denge

Ye Watan Pe Apni Jan Kia Denge,

Ye Log Waqt Pe Imtehan Kia Denge,

Jo Khud Ghulam Hon America K,

Wo Roti Kapra Makan Kia Denge . . . ;->

If you Built an Army of 100 Lions and
Their Leader is a Dog,

The Lions Will Die Like Dogs.

But If you built an Army of 100 Dogs and
Their Leader is a Lion,

All Dogs will Fight Like Lion.

Leadership Matters...

A Silent Msg for All Pakistanis.

18th Amendment aur Article VI, 3rd time Prime Ministership?

Kia ye hain Awaami Masail jis per aaj N-League aur PPP ki Siasat ghoom rahi ha?

Ye Loag Mulki Diffah, Terrorism, Power Crisis, Water Shortage, Inflation, and Corruption ko Masail nahi samajhtay kia?

Kia ye Jamhoriat ha?
Kia ye Loag hamari Numaindagi kertay hain?

Zara sochiye and forward... ;->

Just Imagine

Sara Palin Divorce Hr Current Hubby & Get Marriage With Zardari.

Palin Becomes Vice President Of USA
Then Zardari Kills Palin & Change The Will & Which Says:

"Zardari Will Become The Next President Of USA After My Death"

And Eventually Zardari Becomes President Of US.

After 6 Months Of Palin's Death:
Bilawal Changes His Name To
"Bilawal Bhutto Palin Zardari"
Then US Will Be Ours. :-)

Geo Zardari.

The people of Poland are observing
a 7-day mourning for the tragic
death of their President.

May ALLAH bless us with the same opportunity.
Aameen... ;->

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices.
IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit)
also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously.

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength.
Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt.
expensive polices..
Our govt. is corrupt.